

The Black Hole...tips on preparing for the inevitable.
That’s right cadet, tonight as you burst through the airlock of your favorite saloon with visions of happy hour buzzing in your head, you...


A drunken slob's quest for fitness: An interview with workout wunderkind Catherine Wohlwend
As I grow a bit older and my beer baby matures into a full grown, mustachioed man in my belly, I start to think about health and...


Laissez Le Bon Temps Roule!
Today is Fat Tuesday, better known to my liver as Mardi Gras and to quote my alcohol and tobacco brined spirit guide Mr. Tom Waits : "I...


Eat your Heart out.
Valentines day is upon us once again and people are scrambling to get dinner reservations for overpriced pre-fixe menus, agonizing over...


Live on the edge, make some Fresh Pasta.
What's that I hear grumbling in the darkness? Your poor, neglected stomach has been growling like a tiger on a the south beach diet all...


Drunkard Fatigue Syndrome (D.F.S)
It is a little known and even less remembered fact that six out of every five drunks suffer from chronic 'Drunkard Fatigue Syndrome'...


Make your grandma's phone into a lo-fi Microphone!
Here's one for you lo-fi audio geeks out there. This evening I made a microphone out of an old phone receiver. It totally works (even...



















